Treaty blasphemy 
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Next! -
croaking voice peremptorily ordering the door opens and enters a man of middle height, Prussian blue blazer with lapels and shiny blacks and cream-colored linen pants. E 'tan, short hair with a handful of blacks gel flattened above, a pair of dark sunglasses. And chewing gum. The Esses, the Supreme Sentient, the sullen looks from his huge desk in mahogany veneer with polished in ebano e palissandro.
- Il suo nome? Ah, e già che ci siamo, sputi quell'affare per cortesia, qui non è permesso ruminare. -
L'omino col blazer ingoia imbarazzato la gomma
- Mi chiamo Iddio, Dio per gli amici. -
- Iddio e poi? Avrà un cognome, spero. Oppure è un trovatello? O peggio, un clandestino? -
- No, nossignore, non sono un clandestino e da quanto ne so nemmeno un trovatello. Esisto da sempre, non conosco i miei genitori. -
- Sì, solita storia - dice fra sè e sè L'Esses inforcando un paio di occhiali -Bene, signor Iddio, vedo che lei si propone come Consulente Amministrativo per la Neofondazione Cosmica. Purtroppo mi rincresce informarla che il Provveditorato per Pantheon at the time of the assignment has already allocated all the available seats, she also has extensive experience in the field, when compared to other colleagues. Did the military? -
- No, sir, reformed to excess leverage. -
- already - the sneering 'Esses - And I will also tell you that no relatives in the army that they ambush, right? -
- Um ... My second cousin is the crossing Captain Star Golden Calf, when alluding to this ... -
- Sure, sure. Look, I want to be honest: if gripping account of all I would have no use to propose now. However I want to give it a chance: the creation, management and maintenance of a small planet in the Milky Way. A kind of draft, say, when we realized its potential to transfer to a more challenging assignment to another area. -
- Why, just a small, insignificant planet? -
- Yes, but as I said is a temporary arrangement, a few million years, believe me, there is a confusion of his wife who is already hard to find something to do. -
- Excuse me ... In that sense ... A confusion of my wife? -
- Yes, a confusion of the Madonna. Ah yes, I am allowed to look at the procedure. He does not know that there is a procedure for this sort of thing? A series of basic guidelines for neocreatori of planets. There are some things to be fulfilled: the dinosaurs, two or three world wars, that sort of thing. Now, scroll through the procedure I noticed that she must have a child with such a Maria, I looked at only in passing, I do not know what we've smoked those postulates Theosophical Office Sync. -
- So I have a wife? -
- No, not at all, excuse me the word camaraderie, it is that if you tromberà, of course, we think one thing of his own invention called the Holy Spirit. I do not know, those are the good guys of the office, but a bit confused 'all this time, there are also among the Archangels, a fierce king, a carpenter, a census. In short, you do not understand a shit (this will be another invention of his, I do not look so). The idea that I have done is that all they wanted to give a buck to this poor Mary, and then nobody was going to take some responsibility. In any case, this is a bundle that she must unravel. -
- I understand. I will read carefully, then, when can I start? -
- Even if you think now, we will give a last name in order, from now on she will be God Almighty. -
- Well, but I do not think too much, basically just an apprentice. -
- Believe me I have some experience, this would seem the Job: When someone of his people will ask "But if she is really so powerful as to be said, as that created this crap?" you can safely answer "My world was perfect, but I love my children and gave them the opportunity to choose, are you free will you have it ruined. And now tell me how many packages you smoke daily? Two? Here materialized a good lung cancer so you learn to piss me off with these questions. " Do not worry, we've thought of everything. -
- Thanks for the trust, I will make sure not to disappoint. Goodbye. -
The man in the blazer turns, another rubber in his mouth and out, after having welcomed the three eyes of the Supreme Sentient.
Ci sono certe foto in cui si vede il soggetto fermo con lo sfondo sfuocato, come se stesse scivolando via. Altre hanno un soggetto sfuocato, con lo sfondo statico, come se ci si muovesse troppo in fretta dentro una gabbia. Le mie sono ferme, il soggetto è fermo e lo sfondo pure. I Bizzarri si stanno rifacendo il trucco, come una vecchia puttana che non vuole saperne di andare in pensione e continua a battere sotto i lampioni per abitudine più che per necessità. Le mie giornate, accuratamente vivisezionate dalla lancetta dei secondi, non portano nessuna novità degna di sorprese, si accumula solo più merda di quanta ne riesca a smaltire. Sembra un film al rallentatore, I have this hot sticks so they seem to have a skin of rubber, I have five thousand projects started and no one who walks, my workstation here has a finger in front of black powder and blank DVD, battery packs, a dictionary, pieces of paper, a drug that does not even know what the fuck it is, a camera, boredom and all the sauces for all tastes. Dunno, I'm halfway there, I left a bank of swimming, but now almost certainly will come in the middle of something, but I do not know what. I suspect that started the downward phase of the parable, the one where you sit in a chair to make the wig and you're almost sure to have one right answer for everyone. Moreover Salgari wrote books on India senza averla mai vista di persona, sarà già un problema se mi permetto di dare soluzioni a questioni che non ho saputo risolvere, è il minimo che possa fare. Va bene, il viaggio è durato abbastanza, per un po' mi son divertito a guardare il paesaggio dal finestrino, ma adesso mi sto annoiando, cosa ci vuole per affittare un loculo criogenico? No perchè alla fine alla pellaccia ci tengo, non faccio cazzate, in moto sono prudente, però vorrei passare la mano, un po' come quando a poker non si è ben sicuri di cosa fare, che ne so, una dormitina di 500 anni, poi se nel frattempo la Terra se ne va affanculo, pazienza. Magari è meglio rimanere intrappolati in un letargo eterno, paradisiaco e glaciale piuttosto che fare lo dung in the dunes of nothing. Not bad if you have the positivists, really, nothing personal, but 
is a matter of consistency, I believe that those responsible have not I put enough baking, loaves are different. 
